Lady: So, U want to become my son-in-law?.
Boy; Not really, but I don’t see any other way to marry Ur daughter.
“I hear that U are drop some money in stoCks. Were U a bull or a bear?”
“Neither, just a plain simple ass”
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and anotheris a dog.
How it is possible? BeCo’Z her husband is HUTCH DEALER…. Wherever U go out, network follows
Dream makes all things possible. Hope makes all things work. Love makes all things beautifull and Smile makes all things above….
So…. Always BRUSH Ur THEETH!
Husband; Today is Sunday and I’ve to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
“Why three?” His wife Asked
His answer; 4 U and Ur Parents
A Police recruit was asked during exam, “What would U do if U had to arrest Ur own mother?” He said, “Call 4 back up”
A baby Monkey asks his Father,
“Dad…. Why are we so ugly?” The father says to him, “Don’t stress my dear son. U should see the one who is reading this!!!”
Her job and my job.
Her job is to BitCh! And Mine to give her a reason!
What do U call a woman in heaven?
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angel
And all women in heaven?
PeaCe On Earth!
Teacher: What should be inin a book to makes a best seller?
Dony: A Girl on the cover and No cover on the girl!
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