Fun Messages   8 comments


Lady: So, U want to become my son-in-law?.

Boy; Not really, but I don’t see any other way to marry Ur daughter.

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“I hear that U are drop some money in stoCks. Were U a bull or a bear?”

“Neither, just a plain simple ass”

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A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and anotheris a dog.

How it is possible? BeCo’Z her husband is HUTCH DEALER…. Wherever U go out, network follows

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Dream makes all things possible. Hope makes all things work. Love makes all things beautifull and Smile makes all things above….

So…. Always BRUSH Ur THEETH!

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Husband; Today is Sunday and I’ve to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

“Why three?” His wife Asked

His answer; 4 U and Ur Parents

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A Police recruit was asked during exam, “What would U do if U had to arrest Ur own mother?” He said, “Call 4 back up”

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A baby Monkey asks his Father,

“Dad…. Why  are we so ugly?” The father says to him, “Don’t stress my dear son. U should see the one who is reading this!!!”

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Her job and my job.

Her job is to BitCh! And Mine to give her a reason!

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What do U call a woman in heaven?

An Angel!

A crowd of woman in heaven?

A host of Angel

And all women in  heaven?

PeaCe On Earth!

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Teacher:  What should be inin a book to makes a best seller?

Dony: A Girl on the cover and No cover on the girl!

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Posted 4 June 2008 by dhianofie

8 responses to “Fun Messages

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  1. Mas dHian Kita jadi gak bisa ketawa gara2 bahasa daerahnya gak ada! Mesti buka kamus dong!

  2. Ass.Wr.Wb. Naken, dua hari lalu Pmn kirim email, berita dr Menah Mendur, Kalau minta dibuatkan Website “Menah Mendur” apa blm buka email. OOyaa.. Pmn jd iri jg lihat Blognya Naken, Cb kalau ada waktu luang, Blognya Pmn jg dibuat demikian, seperti Ucapan Selamat Datang, spt tulisan Dhianofie Blogger dll. biar ada variasi…
    Salam buat Keluarga…


    “Alaikum salam Bapak… Inggih, naken terlalu sibuk sehingga untuk sekedar buka email aja nyaris tak sempat… Insya Allah, dalam waktu dekat akan naken usahakan…

  3. Dream makes all things possible. Hope makes all things work. Love makes all things beautifull and Smile makes all things above….

    So…. Always BRUSH Ur THEETH!

    geli juga….

  4. Hmm…

  5. Salam kenal kawan …🙂

    *#dHian; yapZ…

  6. salam kenal meton pade bloger sasak dateng sekali2 jok http://koezz.wordpress.com ndak lupak komentar tampi asih meton

  7. Salam kenal, Bro….

  8. Salam kenal, Mas Nofie.

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