Fun Messages

Lady: So, U want to become my son-in-law?.

Boy; Not really, but I don’t see any other way to marry Ur daughter.

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“I hear that U are drop some money in stoCks. Were U a bull or a bear?”

“Neither, just a plain simple ass”

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A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and anotheris a dog.

How it is possible? BeCo’Z her husband is HUTCH DEALER…. Wherever U go out, network follows

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Dream makes all things possible. Hope makes all things work. Love makes all things beautifull and Smile makes all things above….

So…. Always BRUSH Ur THEETH!

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Husband; Today is Sunday and I’ve to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

“Why three?” His wife Asked

His answer; 4 U and Ur Parents

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A Police recruit was asked during exam, “What would U do if U had to arrest Ur own mother?” He said, “Call 4 back up”

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A baby Monkey asks his Father,

“Dad…. Why  are we so ugly?” The father says to him, “Don’t stress my dear son. U should see the one who is reading this!!!”

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Her job and my job.

Her job is to BitCh! And Mine to give her a reason!

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What do U call a woman in heaven?

An Angel!

A crowd of woman in heaven?

A host of Angel

And all women in  heaven?

PeaCe On Earth!

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Teacher:  What should be inin a book to makes a best seller?

Dony: A Girl on the cover and No cover on the girl!

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